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when you realize Prom is within the next month and there is no one who would want to go with you. Kill me.
funny-girl-katie | whatsaliartodo | invisibletardis | wholove:
BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON
THOUGHT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW….
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myghostlikestotravel | nerdking256:
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment’s vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his ‘time machine power unit’, a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. “Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.”
This isn’t the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so “abhorrent” that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.
Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock’n’roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. “Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn’t mention bloody black holes.”
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.
Well then.
Of course he escaped you can’t trap the doctor anywhere he doesn’t want to be
communist chocolate hellhole
Bwahahaha “rather too much tweed for his age.” ^_^
DOCTOR!
BOWTIE AND TWEED? Doctor, what are you doing? Did you lose your TARDIS?
Doctor? Seriously you’re supposed to be more undercover right now! THE SILENCE THINK YOU’RE DEAD, DON’T SCREW IT UP NOW!
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David: In the titles here, why is my name on 2 lines and your name is on 1 line? Have you got more letters in your name?
Billie: I don’t know, that’s a really good question. I’ve never ever thought about that.
David: Just suddenly struck me there, in a rush.
Billie: I wonder why that is.
David: D-A-V-I-D-T-E-N-N-A-N-T You’ve got like one more letter in your name. One letter tips me over into 2 lines. I’d rather be on one line.
Billie: Fascinating
David: Well, it’s fascinating to me.
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The River Song timeline from the final Doctor Who Confidential
It all makes perfect sense now I was so emotional when she dies now that I kno all the facts it makes it that much harder
River Song is amazing, nuff said
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There was no chance I wouldn’t reblog this after reading this wonderfulness.
Dress for Success
When you don’t have a nose, you’ve gotta wear nice clothes :)
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way…
This needs to be a new sitcom immediately!
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